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My Coffee Machine Was Constipated

So I gave it a laxative, and now he’s running smooth and regular

Photo by earlybird coffee on Unsplash

You may have heard me bemoaning the fact my coffee maker has been a bit of a$$hole as of late, if not I can always regale you with my tales of woe, as I pace by the kitchen or trying in vain to occupy myself while waiting for? You guessed It. COFFEE!

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