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My Doggo and I are a DNA match

We both knew it, even before the test confirmed it.

Photo by Sasha Sashina on Unsplash

It’s official! The results of my doggie’s DNA test are in and we are related! I already operated with this deep belief, but now science confirms it.

I completed my family when I found him. I walked into that rustic-on-the-outside, state-of-the-art veterinary…

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Stacey Curran

Stacey Curran

Teacher, runner, former journalist; few N.E. Press Assoc. Awards, few Boston Globe essays, few anthologies, few comedy sites, few poems, so many grocery lists.

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