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Divine Aromas

My Enlightened Prophet Smells Like Crap

The exalted mystic reeks

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You’d never guess from his elevated consciousness and devotional purity that my resplendent seer of eternal light smells like crap.

I am a follower of the one called Aztalan, the holiest and wisest teacher in the world. I’ve been studying Aztalan’s teachings for nearly a decade…

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James Klein

James Klein

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Writes humor and awkward bios. Top writer in satire. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Satirist, and others at jameskleinhumor.com.