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My Followers Were Bots!

My Posts Appeal if You Aren’t Real

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I couldn’t help but notice the other day that a thousand of my Medium followers had vanished into thin air.

One day, I had 7.8K followers. The next? Only 6.8k.

Why had a thousand readers decided to unfollow me? Was it something I said? I’m a humorist, and we humorists can…




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