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Kasun Ranasinghe

Feb 14, 2021

6 min read

HUMOR

My Girlfriend Murdered Ms. Rose on Valentine’s Day

A story of love, murder, and the circle of life

A girl in a mask smelling a red rose. — Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash

Ah, Valentine’s Day

Love is in the air. Chocolate is in our bellies. And our social media feeds are flooded with messages of love and how it’s ok to be alone.

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