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My Husband Killed the Neighbor’s Cat

But didn’t tell me for 30 years

Photo by Anne Nygård on Unsplash

(Disclaimer: I had my daughter read this before posting. Her response, “I wouldn’t share it.” She followed with an explanation that people will not see the humor in the death of a cat. I unwillingly agreed and then posted the article. Clap if you find the humor so I can tell her people still enjoy dark humor.)

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