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My Name is Elsa and My Life is in Danger

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My name is Elsa and I am a boar. No, I have spelled that correctly and I am not a bore. This is serious as my life is in danger. Let me tell you how it all started and what you can do to save my life.

I am the single mom of two little darling piglets, and we live in a beautiful lakeside park called…




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