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Political Insects

My Name is Mike Pence and I’m Fly

Or so I’ve been told…

See my cool iridescent wings? Photo by Luca Huter on Unsplash

Hi everybody, Mike Pence here. You know, your Vice President? In case you need reminding.

I’m the dude who will now be known forevermore for having a fly land on my head during the national debate in Utah.




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