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MuddyUm

When just making a phone call is so yesterday

My Phone App Won’t Stop Judging Me and It’s Beginning to Piss Me Off

Flip phones where are you?

Pixabay Image by Kinkate

My phone is not my friend. In the same way that my sock drawer is not my friend.

We didn’t grow up together; didn’t meet in daycare, surrounded by blocks and dolls and other kids…

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Joe Luca

Joe Luca

Top Writer in Humor and Satire. I love words. Those written, and those received. I’m here to communicate & comment. To be a part of a greater whole.