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My Profile Pic Is Black ’N’ White Because I’m Artistic

Artsy enough to write “‘n’” instead of “and”

I am too artsy to show my face. Photo by Sepehr on Unsplash.

I am too good to use colored pictures of myself on the internet. So, I use a black ’n’ white picture of myself for my profile.

Mad that I say “black ’n’ white” à la place de “black and white”? I’m sorry, I guess I’m too rock ’n’…



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