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But First, Coffee

My Totally Instagram Worthy Morning Routine

Single parent edition

Little girl laying in a bedroom with toys and clothes thrown everywhere
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It’s 6 am, and my alarm startles me awake. I reach for my phone to shut it off — that’s weird, I thought, didn’t I put my phone on the other side of the bed last night? I look to its original spot to find a bowl of half-eaten cheerios. Excellent, it seems like my kids are already up. The trail of…



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