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Near Death Experiences Aren’t All They’re Cracked Up to Be

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“It’s about time you got here,” said God.

“Sorry, man. I would have been here earlier, but there was a humongous traffic accident on I-70 on my way out of town. Actually, it was MY accident, but you probably…




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Allen R Smith

Allen R Smith

Allen Smith is an award-winning writer living in Oceanside, California and has published thousands of articles for print, the web and social media.

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