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The Judgement Zone

New Jersey Man Offers Plenty of Judgement Outside of Planet Fitness

The wide windows offer onlookers field of vision for critiques

Local Cherry Hill, New Jersey man enjoys stopping by Planet Fitness every night to take notes of what he witnesses. Photo by Mary Jane Murphy-Bowne




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Walter Bowne

Walter Bowne

This poet-angel-hipster dude from Jersey writes satire, humor, fiction, poetry, essays on music, travel, gardening, and his belly button. He’s a trophy husband.

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