Noobs Know Nothing*

Triple Haiku on the Vanity of MuddyUm Veterans

Justine Reed

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Sep 28, 2019

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Let’s count our moolah
After weeks in the trenches
MuddyUm tedium

Compare success tips
Make each other feel like shit
Yet encourage noobs

Since they know nothing
Jon Snows of the MuddyUm world.
Ripe for the slaughter

• Alternatively titled: please stop telling me how much…