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O. Henry’s Rejected Gift of the Magi Presents

It took a long time to land on hair combs and a watch chain

Photo by Marina Zaharkina on Unsplash
  1. Della sells her teeth to buy Jim a beer stein for his bougie craft beers, only to discover that he sold all of his beer to buy her a box of hand-crafted small batch caramels. They hug.
  2. Jim drives all over town drunk off his ass looking for an Amish cherry pitter…

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.