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Official White Paper From Chief Counseling Officer

Of Non-Helpful Platitudes To Bestow Upon Public Masses in Critical Crises Of Conscience.

Photo by National Cancer Institute on Unsplash

I, Chief Counselling Officer, Robin Klammer, do hereby offer my most insincere and condescending platitudes of thoughts and prayers to you and the general public.

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Robin Klammer

Robin Klammer

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