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Official White Paper From Chief Counseling Officer

Of Non-Helpful Platitudes To Bestow Upon Public Masses in Critical Crises Of Conscience.

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I, Chief Counselling Officer, Robin Klammer, do hereby offer my most insincere and condescending platitudes of thoughts and prayers to you and the general public.




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Robin Klammer

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