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Standup Comedy

Open Mic Night

The Terror of Standup

Photo by Michel Grolet on Unsplash

This is a bad idea. I’ve had bad ideas before, but this is far and away the worst. The fact that I’m doing it while my wife is out of town and that I didn’t tell any of my friends is proof of the badness of this bad decision.

I’m sweating all over. My palms are sweaty, my eyes are sweaty, my ears are sweaty.

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Contributor to the Summit Daily newspaper, Slackjaw, The Haven, The Junction, MuddyUm, and ILLUMINATION.

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