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AFTERLIFE ACCOMMODATIONS

Pearly Gates Condominium Complex

St. Peter dismisses one questionable applicant

TO: V. Putin

FROM: St. Peter, Vice Chairman, Pearly Gates Condominium Complex

We regret to inform you that your pending reservation for a spot in our condominium complex has been refused and will not likely be…

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