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Please Accept My Friend Request So I Can Make You Regret It

A message from the kid who sat next to you in Spanish twenty-five years ago

Photo by Ryan McGuire. Pixabay

Hi there!

I keep cropping up in your “People You May Know” list, and my name sounds vaguely familiar. You see we have thirty friends in…




Bootleg Humor Since 1720

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Sarah Paris

Sarah Paris

Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Fiction is my heartbeat. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.

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