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Please Pass the Sugar

Everything is for sale

Photo courtesy of author. Note: She denies she was the sculptor’s muse.

“My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet.” ~ Kate Beckinsale

Last month, my husband and I decided to go shopping after Sunday Mass. As we strolled through quaint little shops, I stroked exquisite silk scarves and fingered fur-lined…

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