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Bizarro World Satire

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Police arrest fancy lady for feeding her dog at the café

Photo by Author. No rich woman’s dog was harmed photographing this dog.

In a Bizarro World Twist, people have started to call the police on fancy ladies feeding and kissing their dogs at cafés.

Yesterday, an anonymous woman spotted this very atrocity.

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.