SATIRE

Poop after shower? The day is not gonna happen.

Stop your day from unraveling further.

Easier said than done. Photo courtesy: memecenter.com

If this has happened to you, you’re not alone. Friends: Welcome to your support group. My name is failure, and I’ll begin.

It happened to me last Sunday. Bless all things holy that it was a Sunday and I wasn’t working. My streak of ten-plus years of avoiding…