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Pros And Cons Of Trick-Or-Treating As An Adult

It’s the one day a year no one bitches about wearing a mask

By Drew Patty and Ryan Zaharako

Adult looking uncomfortable dressed as a witch for Halloween
Photo by By via ShutterStock

Pro: Reliving your childhood, using your imagination, and feeling like a kid again.

Con: Adult spandex.




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Writer. Editor. Poet. Eater of food. Dad to three amazing kids. Occasionally humorous.

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