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Oct 27, 2021

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HALLOWEEN HUMOR

Pros And Cons Of Trick-Or-Treating As An Adult

It’s the one day a year no one bitches about wearing a mask

By Drew Patty and Ryan Zaharako

Adult looking uncomfortable dressed as a witch for Halloween — Photo by By Krakenimages.com via ShutterStock

Pro: Reliving your childhood, using your imagination, and feeling like a kid again.

Con: Adult spandex.

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