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Ranting About Rants

Not naming names, but this bullshit has got to stop!

Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

I’ve got my undies in a wad with writers who’ve got their panties in a bunch.

So, I’m doing a rant, several in fact. Strap in for the ride.

No one under 48 inches tall allowed.

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