Satire

Recipe for One Fine Bar Fight

Shaken, not stirred

Jimmywayne Ford
Nov 6 · 3 min read
Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay

Prepare ingredients:

One bored bartender
Two drunks: One Trump support and one Democrat
At least two bottles of whiskey and a case of beer
Lots of loud country and western music
Only one purty woman in the bar
At least 10 more drunks for an audience
Two cops

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Jimmywayne Ford

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Grizzly old cowboy here shootin’ the breeze. If you wanna chew the fat with me, write me at jimmywaynef@gmail.com

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