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Missile Toes

Replace Guns with Shoes

World peace might stink, but it’s safer

by dpstyles™ is licensed under CC BY 2.0

My son told me he would like to live in a safer world. My editor-in-chief told me she would like me to write something about shoes. Holy shit Batman, I thought, let’s multi-task the shit out of those unreasonable demands.

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.