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Resolutions Are For Simps, Blood Oaths Are This Years Self-Help Must-Haves

I resolve to make a stronger commitment to my commitments

Photo by Mikhail Nilov from Pexels image by Hogan Torah

New years is bullshit. An overhyped meaningless holiday stolen from the Jews. New years eve is bigger bullshit. Jews don’t do that. That’s an American construct. They…

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