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Revenge Fantasies for Idiots: Willem Shaggsbeard’s Harmlet

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A young man in a crown and ermine robe glances sideways, seemingly bored. — Photo by **Goran Dojčinović** from **Pexels**

Prince Harmlet’s father has just died after eating a full Danish breakfast — coffee, toast, sausage, omelet, tomatoes, orange juice, hashbrowns, chocolate cake, chicken pot pie, roast horse, and dried figs.

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