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Revenge Fantasies for Idiots: Willem Shaggsbeard’s Harmlet

Part 2 in an ongoing series

A young man in a crown and ermine robe glances sideways, seemingly bored.
Photo by Goran Dojčinović from Pexels

Prince Harmlet’s father has just died after eating a full Danish breakfast — coffee, toast, sausage, omelet, tomatoes, orange juice, hashbrowns, chocolate cake, chicken pot pie, roast horse, and dried figs.



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