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Russian Duma Moves Putin’s Office to Tiny House

Kremlin converted to Domino’s Pizza, call 1–800-KRE-MLIN

Kremlin photo by Andrey Korzun licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International. Tiny house photo unrestricted use. Domino’s logo from Tom-L licensed by Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic. Created by author with Canva.

According to recent CIA intelligence, the Russian Duma has relocated President Vladimir Putin’s office from the Kremlin to a 170-square-foot “tiny house” on the edge of the Moskva River.

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Andrew Rodwin

Andrew Rodwin

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