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SAY BYE-BYE TO GEORGIA O’KEEFFE’S FLOWERS

Say Hello to Gwyneth’s Vagina

Superior parenting leads to confident candlemaker

“Gwyneth Paltrow” by david.torcivia is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

If you thought Gwyneth Paltrow woke up one day and turned her vagina into a candle, you’d miss half the story. What made Gwyneth a candlemaker was the superior parenting of Blythe Danner.

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