MuddyUm
Published in

MuddyUm

Parent Breakdown

Saying Farewell to the Teddy Bears

Nobody loves the infamous dog-catcher or teddy bear butcher

The zookeeper was getting impatient

My house had become a refuge, but I was the one who needed refuge from the lions and tigers and bears, specifically Paddington Bear who exclaimed, “I’m a very unusual…

--

--

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Walter Bowne

This “trophy husband” writes on just about everything. Follow him on Spotify and Youtube: Down with Bowne (rhymes with clown) and Walter Bowne.