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Before Amazon there was Cavezon

Schadenfreude in the Pre-historic Era

Local cavewoman yearns for more contactless delivery

“Cave Woman — Cynthia” by madmarv00 is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

A local cavewoman, named Ghuachdnk, wasn’t the only caveperson suffering from a screwed-up spine, but you couldn’t tell her that. It was a common affliction considering all anyone owned was rocks. Rock plates, rock stemware, rock beds…




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