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Signs My Toddler is a Problem Drinker

Photo by 🇸🇮 Janko Ferlič on Unsplash

Looking back, the glaring neon signs and fiery red flags were there when my three-year-old son Milo, took his first steps. His steps were halting. Stumbling. Lopsided. He fell down. He giggled. He clapped.

My husband James and I were enablers.

James recorded the penguin-like waddle with his Go Pro. And, I’m ashamed to say, I clapped right along with Milo. I laughed and…

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Sarah Paris

Sarah Paris

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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Fiction is my heartbeat. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.