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WHERE ART THOU, MOUTH HORN?

Sigourney Weaver, Sylvester Stallone, and Kazoos

Where do you buy a kazoo in a kazooless world?

Wiki and Wiki adapted on Canva

How often do you ponder the kazoo?

I bet you think you could jump into your car and buy a kazoo in twenty minutes or less. Maybe you’re deluded enough to believe you could walk into a park and find a kazoo…

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Amy Sea

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