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Since You Know My Horoscope, You Know Everything About Me

I was born on February 28th so you can make all the assumptions you want about who I am

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Did you know you can learn everything about me with one simple fact?

That’s right — you can learn everything about me just by knowing that Pisces is my zodiac…

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