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Six Ways My Butt Has Failed Me

And one way it has not

HPhoto by Allec Gomes on Unsplash (altered by author)

I don’t need anyone else to tell me that my butt is not everything it ought to be. I am self-aware, self-pitying, and self-loathing, and the inferiority of my butt is a fact I won’t dispute. It is mediocrity in the shape of a peach. Here are six ways that my butt has failed me, and one way it has not.

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