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Smiley Face Emoji Resigns

All that smiling is killing him

Photo by Orkun Azap on Unsplash

I’m the smiley face emoji and I’m really, really tired of always smiling.

It would be one thing if I only had to smile from time to time but this grin is plastered on my face 24/7.

You probably think I’m off-duty most of the time just sitting in the emoji file folder…



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David Martin

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