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Social Distancing American Style

The ten people you meet on a sidewalk.

Photo by Olga Sifurova on Unsplash

Our governor finally declared a lockdown. At first, he tried to make social distancing optional. But teenagers roaming the streets and shoppers jamming Walmart forced him to reconsider and make it mandatory.

Not being sure what a lockdown involved, I read the fine print and found out I can still go to the grocery…

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Bebe Nicholson

Writer, editor, publisher, journalist, author, columnist, believer in enjoying my journey and helping other people enjoy theirs. bknicholson@att.net

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