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Somebody’s Going to Love Your Dad’s Chair for the Butt Imprint Alone

You travel. I toss. Sorry sweetheart!

Photo by Milada Vigerova on Unsplash

Hey Honey,

I have a surprise for you! When you get home tonight, I’m going to greet you in just your tee shirt. Which one? You only have one. I tossed the rest because they had holes in them. After I…

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