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Sorry You F***** Someone Embarrassing

They don’t make cards for these situations, but they should. They really should.

Evelyn Martinez
Nov 7 · 3 min read

Hey, how ya doin’? If you’re reading this, you most likely found me through a frantic Google search. So, I imagine your answer is: “not great”.

I can see you now in my mind, lying beside the sleeping form of regret incarnate.

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Blackjack Dealer in North Dakota. Mama of a chihuahua named Barnabus. Dreaming of being a “real writer.” Reader beware — you’re in for a scare!-R.L. Stine

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