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Speaking of Hemorrhoids or Acrostics Can Be a Pain in the Arse

Piling on the puns and prose, where this is going, nobody knows

Photo by Lena Bauermeister on Unsplash

Hello, hemorrhoids, it’s you guys again. At least by writing about you, I might actually learn to spell your name. One can always hope, can’t one? What is a hemorrhoid you ask? I know…

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