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Squatty Potty®, DIY Version

In which your intrepid writer writes s**t and a** a lot but without the asterisks

Muscular woman doing weighted squat.
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If you prefer a bleeped version go to my web site,

Surely you know about Squatty Potty®. If not, shame on you. It’s a contraption that’s supposed to make your shit slide forth like…




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