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May 10

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READY, AIM, SQUAT!

Squatty Potty®, DIY Version

In which your intrepid writer writes st and a a lot but without the asterisks

Muscular woman doing weighted squat. — Photo by Sven Mieke on Unsplash

If you prefer a bleeped version go to my web site, www.noshit.com.

Surely you know about Squatty Potty®. If not, shame on you. It’s a contraption that’s supposed to make your shit slide forth like…

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