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Standing Up is the New Aerobics

Winter sloth sets new personal best

Photo by Colin Watts on Unsplash

Early this morning, I considered walking into the kitchen in my socks because it seemed like too much effort to put on my shoes. Keep in mind, my shoes are slip-ons. It was dark, so I couldn’t see the floor. My husband doesn’t like to turn on lights, except tiny, battery-powered ones, like over the…

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