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Medium Leavers

Stop Telling Me You’re Leaving Medium and Go and Mastodon Somewhere Else

Advice for crybabies everywhere

So I read you’re leaving Twitter?

— Yeah, I’m going to Mastodon.

Cool. I’m going through a divorce, but I’m not shouting about it.



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