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Study Confirms Nose Holes Connect to Lungs

Below-the-nose mask wearers shocked by science

Beware the half-mast-maskers. Photo by Marcel Strauß on Unsplash. Cropped by author.

In a groundbreaking study conducted by ‘Scientists Doing Science’ the connection between nasal passages and lung tissue was proven conclusively. Folks half-assing compliance with mask mandates throughout the nation have been wearing their face coverings at half-mast. They argued…

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