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Supreme Court Says Men Must Stick Their Penises into Nearest Dryer Vent Whenever They Ejaculate

Bizarro World offers alternative view of how pregnancy occurs

Art by Author in Canva

In Bizarro World, the penis is finally being held responsible for partaking in pregnancy. Whenever any man starts to ejaculate…

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