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Fooky Spiction

Tales from the Pumpkin Patch…

A last-minute attempt at a bit of Halloween humor.

Photo by Jen Theodore on Unsplash

It was Halloween night — almost. I know, I know, that’s a little late to start carving, but then again, we weren’t sure the powers that be were even going to allow trick-or-treating in our zone, what with the pandemic and all.

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Marilyn Flower

Marilyn Flower

Writer, sacred fool, improviser, avid reader, novel forthcoming, soul collage facilitator, prayer warrior and did I say writer? https://linktr.ee/marilynflower

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