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SEEING RED

Taylor Swift’s Revenge

We are never, ever getting back together, galfriend

Photos c/o Taylor Swift and Ivanka Trump IG accounts.

Dear Vanky:

Long time, no hear! Or even see, really. You, who used to be such a ubiquitous presence, trying to act like a grownup and all. I checked, and you still have a couple of active social media accounts but sadly, not too many folks spend their time regurgitating…

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Brooke Ramey Nelson

Brooke Ramey Nelson

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Native Texan & Mizzou Journalism grad. I’ve worked in newspapers, politics, PR & as a high school pubs adviser/AP English teacher. TOP WRITER?